Humour & Jokes

Take off

Comments Off 27 January 2012

At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?”

Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.

With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off

Humour & Jokes

Time Difference

Comments Off 26 January 2012

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”.

The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.

Shayari Mehfil

uske intezaar me….

Comments Off 24 January 2012

koi yeh kaisey bataye yeh dil rota kyon hai,
tera diya hua har zakhm aaj bhi hara kyon hai…
tanhayi key in raaston mein humsafar dhoond ta kyon hai,
umeed toh ek mazaak hai dil yeh nahi maanta kyon hai…
yehi dil ko samjhaya hai maine har woh tanha raat,
jo kabhi tera tha hee nahi uska intezaar aaj bhi kyoun hai.

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