Going crazy with confusion

Humour & Jokes

Going crazy with confusion

No Comments 30 May 2010

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply.

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5 First Date Sins

Love & Romance

5 First Date Sins

2 Comments 29 May 2010

There’s no second chance at a first impression, so why sabotage a first date?
Look, everyone’s nervous, but that’s no excuse to leave your manners at the door, your boundaries back at home and your brain in the car.

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Wedding Query… (SQL Style)

Humour & Jokes

Wedding Query… (SQL Style)

No Comments 28 May 2010

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (‘BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:
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DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;

Top 10 things not to say on your Anniversary

Humour & Jokes, Love & Romance

Top 10 things not to say on your Anniversary

No Comments 26 May 2010

Here are Top 10 things that you should NEVER say on your Anniversary. Believe me, if you say it, it might be your last Anniversary !

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Ye Aansoo

Shayari Mehfil

Ye Aansoo

No Comments 25 May 2010

Hanste hue, aankhon main kyun aa jaate hain ye aansoo
Yun khushi ko adhoora sa bana jaate hain ye aansoo

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Car

Humour & Jokes

Car

No Comments 25 May 2010

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.”

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?”

Date & Dog

Humour & Jokes

Date & Dog

No Comments 24 May 2010

John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.

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