If you are related to computer stuff, then check out some cool roles in heaven:

Brahma :Systems Installation
Vishnu :Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi :Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati :Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva DBA Crash Specialist)
Ganesh : Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narada ata transfer
Yama : Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta : IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras ownloadable Viruses
Devas :Mainframe Programmers
Surya :Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas : In house Hackers
Ravan : ! ;Internet Explorer WWWF
Kumbhakarnan : Zombie Process
Lakshman : Support Software and Backup
Hanuman :Linux/s390
Vaali : MS Windows
Sugreeva OS
Jatayu :Firewall
Dronacharya : System Programmer
Vishwamitra : Sr. Manager Projects
Shakuni : Annual appraisal & Promotion
Valmiki :Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna : SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Dharmaraj Yudhishthira : ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Arjun : Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer
Draupadi : Motivation & Team building
Bhima : MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
Duryodhana : Microsoft product Written in VB
Karna : Contract programmer
Dhrutarashtra : Visual C++
Gandhari : Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas : Microsoft Service Packs and patches