Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!

Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mein nahi… Aur mein nahi to tum nahi…
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aaj yaa to tu nahi ya meinnahi!

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant’s parents were against their marriage. Guess why?
They gave a Solid Reason: Munde de daant Baahar he.

Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, ‘Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta’
Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!

Commerce joke:Do u know y in a couple’s photo man is on the right side & woman on the left?
Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!

Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
asmaan me taro ka nazara tha,
Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi ?

Which is the Most Confusing Day in America?
Thinking?
Still thinking?
Fathers day!

A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they name them???
JO-hua, SO-hua.