A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward. A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening. A guy from the front replied, “Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.

He is refusing to move from there!
But why?
He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupess as fines!
He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire if people didn`t contribute with money to help him pay the fine!
So how much has been collected so far?
Six litres!

Joke one:

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas?”
The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.

Joke two:

At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, “Johnnie Walker, Single.” And the man’s companion says, “Jack Daniels , Single.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “And you, sir?” Laloo replies: “Laloo Yadav, Married.”

Joke three:

Once Laloo prasad yadav took some photos with a herd of buffaloes , Next day the photo appeared on the front page of a Bihari newspaper. Guess the caption!! ‘Laloo,third from left!’

Joke four:

India and Pakistan conflict was successfully solved by our own Lalu ji:
During a meeting with the President of Pakistan, Lalo ji told him that since u want Kashmir to be annexed to your country, “chalo hum aap ko aur ek freebie dethein hain…bihar bhi laylo”
Mr.Musharaff immediately withdrew his demand for Kashmir.