Sardar was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -
I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY!
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One Sardar professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
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Postman: – I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: – Why did u come so far ? Instead u could have posted it….
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What does a Sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide, you’ve 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR