Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
when tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me?
She replied: No!
And the guy lived happily ever after.

There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence.
You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence.
Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

What would confuse a mentally challenged person?
Answer: A pineapple.
Confused…? I knew you would be!

A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is ur best gf?
He replied: The next one!
Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance.

If I was a painter, u would be my painting.
If I was an author, you would be my story.
If I was a poet, you would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.

Teacher :a=b, b=c means a=c.
Give me an example.
Student: I luv u – u luv your daughter
- so I luv your daughter.

An agriculture student said to a farmer: “Your methods are too old fashioned.
I won’t be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples.”
“I won’t be surprised either,” said the farmer, “this is an orange tree”.