koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
abe aage bhi to bol……………
neuclear power ka zamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye
jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

Dil keh Armaan Ansoo main Beh gaye
Dil keh Armaan Ansoo main Beh gaye
Un keh Batchye Hummain Mamoo Keh Gaye!

Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai
Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai
Hospital pauhnche to nurson ne farmaya
‘Baharon phool barsao
Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai.

Haan Pyaar Nahi, Ishq Nahi, Ibadat Ki Hai,
Mein Ne Rasmon Se Riwajon Se Baghawat Ki Hai…………
Apni Makhmoor Nigahon Main Basa Kar Mujh Ko,
Tu Ne Bhi Toot Ker Mujh Se Jo Mohabbat Ki Hai………..
Qabool Ker Ke Mujhe Thukra Dia Hai Duniya Ko,
Main Ne Bhi Tere Liye Duniya Se Adaawat K Hai………….
Haseen Azaala Hai, Karam Hai Ya He Khush Bukhti,
Apne Malik Se Main Ne Jo Shikayat Ki Hai ………….
Karoon Main Kese Adaa Shuker Iss Nawazish Ka,
Mere Maahboob Tu Ne Jo Inaayat Ki Hai……………
Khood Se Bhi Berh Ker Main Ne Tujh se Chahat Ki Hai,
Haan Piyaar Nahi, Iahq Nahi, Ibadaat Ki Hai…………………

Boy : Jan-e-man! Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?
Girl : Kameenay! Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.