Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small Rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit on my ass like you and do nothing?”

The eagle answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:

To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, You must be sitting very high up.