Santa with Chicken Farm

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

“Where are you going wrong,” said dealer.

“I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”

Banta Just Married

Banta to his new bride “Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

Bonus:

Santa & Banta together with PRESS

A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: why did she slap you?

Santa: On her T-shirt was written ‘Press’, so I just pressed?