I am not trying to offend or demean any group of people, personally I felt Sadarji are the warmest people have ever met in my life. They are humorous and can laugh upon themselves. and it takes courage to do that.

Once a sardar doctor calls his sardar patient on the phone and says ‘Hi, main bol raha hoon!’
The other sardarji replies ‘Kamaal hain, ithe vi main bol raha hoon!’

Doctor to Sardar: ‘Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai!’
Sardar: ‘Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!’

Mother of Six

Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six,’ in spite of her objections.

One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, ‘Shall we go home, Mother of Six?’

His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion shouted back, ‘Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!’

Banta Died

The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper.

‘How much does it cost to have an obituary printed’? asked miser Santa Singh.

‘It’s 50 Rupees a word, sir,’ the clerk replied politely.

‘Fine,’ said Santa Singh after a moment. ‘Okay then, write this down: ‘Banta – dead’.’

‘That’s all?’ asked the clerk disbelievingly.

‘That’s it.’

‘I’m sorry sir, I should have told you – there’s a five word minimum.’

‘Yes, you should’ve,’ snapped the Santa. Now let me think a minute… okay, here goes: Banta dead. Maruti for Sale.’