Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing a shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.

Sardarji’s turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read ‘O god, my wife is going to deliver a child’. Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients!! Sardarji replied affermatively and gave his explanation as below:
O god : religion,
My wife: sex ,
going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
‘But where is mystery?’ asked one of the organizer.

The sardar replied :

who is the father???