Shayari Mehfil

Mirza Galib’s- aaiinaa kyuu.N na duu.N ke tamaashaa kahe.n jise

Comments Off 28 February 2012

aaiinaa kyuu.N na duu.N ke tamaashaa kahe.n jise

aaiinaa kyuu.N na duu.N ke tamaashaa kahe.n jise
aisaa kahaa.N se laauu.N ke tujhasaa kahe.n jise

hasarat ne laa rakhaa terii bazm-e-Khayaal me.n
guladastaa-e-nigaah suvedaa kahe.n jise

phuu.Nkaa hai kisane goshe muhabbat me.n ai Khudaa
afasuun-e-intazaar tamannaa kahe.n jise

sar par hujuum-e-dard-e-Gariibii se Daliye
vo ek musht-e-Khaak ke saharaa kahe.n jise

hai chashm-e-tar me.n hasarat-e-diidaar se nihaa.N
shauq-e-inaa.N guseKhtaa dariyaa kahe.n jise

darakaar hai shiguftan-e-gul haaye aish ko
sub_h-e-bahaar pa.nbaa-e-miinaa kahe.n jise

“Ghalib” buraa na maan jo vaaiz buraa kahe
aisaa bhii koii hai ke sab achchhaa kahe.n jise

Shayari Mehfil

Mirza Ghalib’s- aa ki merii jaan me.n qaraar nahii.n hai

Comments Off 27 February 2012

aa ki merii jaan me.n qaraar nahii.n hai

aa ki merii jaan me.n qaraar nahii.n hai
taaqat-e-bedaad-e-intazaar nahii.n hai

[qaraar=rest/repose, bedaad=injustice]

dete hai.n jannat hayaat-e-dahar ke badale
nashshaa baa_andaazaa-e-Khumaar nahii.n hai

[hayaat = life; dahar = world]
[baa_andaazaa = according to; Khumaar = intoxication]

giriyaa nikaale hai terii bazm se mujh ko
haaye! ki rone pe iKhtiyaar nahii.n hai

[giriyaa = weeping; iKhtiyaar = control]

ham se abas hai gumaan-e-ranjish-e-Khaatir
Khaak me.n ushshaq kii Gubaar nahii.n hai

[abas=indifferent; gumaan=suspicion; ranjish=unpleasantness;]
[Khaak=ashes/dust; ushshaq=lovers; Gubaar=clouds of dust]

dil se uThaa lutf-e-jalvaa haaye ma_anii
Gair-e-gul aa_iinaa-e-bahaar nahii.n hai

[ma_anii = meanings, Gair-e-gul = other than blossoms ]

qatl kaa mere kiyaa hai ahad to baare
vaaye! agar ahad ustavaar nahii.n hai

[ahad = promise, baare = at last, ustavaar = firm/determined ]

tuu ne qasam mai_kashii kii khaa_ii hai ‘Ghalib’
terii qasam ka kuchh aitabaar nahii.n hai

[mai_kashii = boozing; aitabaar = trust/faith]

Shayari Mehfil

Colours of life

Comments Off 26 February 2012

zindagi hamesha pane k liye nahi hoti,
har baat samjhane k liye nahi hoti,
yaad to aksar aati hai aap ki,
lakin har yaad jatane k liye nahi hoti

Her sham ke bad raat ati hai,
her baat ke baad tumhari yaad ati hai,
chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,
Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai.

Haqeqat na pouch mere afsany ki,
Tery jate he badal gai nazar zamany ki,
log pochtay hain main khush kyon nahi,
kya kahon unhe k meri adat thi tere sang muskurane ki

us k siwa koi mere jazbat main nahi
ankhon main woh nami hai jo barsat main nahi
pane ki usse koshish bohat ki magar
shayad woh lakeer ab mere hath main nahi.

woh pyari nigah sada yaad rahegi
mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi
mumkin hai mere baad woh mujhe bhool jaye
lekin umar bhar usse meri wafa yaad rahegi

yaadain woh nahi jo “Tanhai” main aati hain
yaadain woh nahi jo “Judaai” main ati hain
yaadain to woh hain jo “Bheer” main bhi “Tanha” kar jati hain

dil ki hasrat zuban pe aane lagi
tumhain dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi
ye mohabbat thi ya meri dewangi
har surat main surat teri nazar aane lagi

meri zindagi k raaz main ek raaz tum bhi ho
meri bandagi ki pyas main ek pyas tum bhi ho
tum kiya ho kuch ho ya nahi ho
magar meri zindagi k kash main ek kash tum bhi ho

tot gaya dil par arman woh he hai
door rehte hain phir bhi pyar woh he hai
jante hain k mil nahi pain gaye
phir bhi en ankhon main intezar woh he

Humour & Jokes

Mathematics

Comments Off 25 February 2012

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four…

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work – the philosopher can do without the trash bin…

Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: “Your brain is smaller than any >0!”

Q: What does a mathematician present to his fianc?e when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

Humour & Jokes

Lol

Comments Off 24 February 2012

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the
side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion: If we close all the windows, get out, get back in, then open the windows again, maybe it’ll work!?”

Humour & Jokes

Laloo to telephone operator

Comments Off 23 February 2012

laloo to a long-distance telephone operator:
“COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS?”

Operator: “JUST A MINUTE, SIR …”

Laloo: “THANK YOU”, AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

Shayari Mehfil

Live long

Comments Off 21 February 2012

Someone?s Dead Forever
in my heart and in this shroud all i can see is that deep dark black cloud that belongs to my pain
everything?s gone, nothing to loose…crying out my sorrow as i began to loose you to heaven
i am here with empty hands i?m standing right in front of you my dear
my sweet love…why god have you done this to me
yesterday, i just felt sober…yesterday, but now it?s over
lonley days and lonley nights…all passing by…won?t you come back again to be mine
with my teardrops watering the ground i beg on my knees with desperation in my mouth
love hurts…touch me again, revel my soul…lead me away to the place where i?ve sold my love

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