Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.
Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But don’t forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.
Always remember to forget
The troubles that have passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day
ab vahii harf-e-junuun sab kii zubaan Thaharii hai
jo bhii chal nikalii hai vo baat kahaan Thaharii hai
[harf=syllable/letter; junuu.N=madness]
aaj tak shaiKh ke ikaraam me.n jo shay thii haraam
ab vahii dushman-e-diin raahat-e-jaan Thaharii hai
[shaiKh=preacher; ikaraam=code/prestige]
[dushman-e-diin=foe of faith/religion; raahat-e-jaan=joy of life]
hai Khabar garm ke phirataa hai gurezaan naaseh
guftaguu aaj sar-e-kuu-e-butaa.N Thaharii hai
[gurezaa.N=perverse mood; guftaguu=conversation]
[sar-e-kuu-e-butaa.N=in the lane of love (one's beloved)]
hai vahii aariz-e-lailaa vahii shiirian kaa dahan
nigaah-e-shauq gha.Dii bhar ko yahaa.N Thaharii hai
[aariz=cheek; dahan=mouth/lips]
vasl kii shab thii to kis darjaa subak guzarii hai
hijr kii shab hai to kyaa saKht garaa.N guzarii hai
[vasl=union; darjaa=grade; subak=delicate]
[hijr=separation; shab=night; garaa.N=heavy]
bikharii ek baar to haath aa_ii kab mauj-e-shamiim
dil se nikalii hai to kab lab pe fuGaa.N Thaharii hai
[shamiim=fragrant breeze; fuGaa.N=cry of pain]
dast-e-sayyaad bhii aajiz hai kaf-e-gulchii.n bhii
buu-e-gul Thaharii na bul-bul kii zabaa.N Thaharii hai
[dast=hand; sayyaad=hunter; aajiz=helpless]
[kaf=palm; gulchii.n=florist; buu-e-gul=flower's fragrance]
aate aate yuu.N hii dam bhar ko rukii hogii bahaar
jaate jaate yuu.N hii pal bhar ko Khizaa.N Thaharii hai
[Khizaa.N=autumn]
ham ne jo tarz-e-fuGaa.N kii hai qafas me.n ijaad
“Faiz” gulashan me.n vo tarz-e-bayaa.N Thaharii hai
[tarz=style; qafas=cage/prison; ijaad=invented/developed]
[tarz-e-bayaa.N=style/mode of speech]
aaye kuchh abr kuchh sharaab aaye
us ke baad aaye jo azaab aaye
baam-e-miinaa se maahataab utare
dast-e-saaqii mein aaftaab aaye
har rag-e-Khuun mein phir charaaGaan ho
saamane phir wo benaqaab aaye
umr ke har waraq pe dil ko nazar
terii meher-o-wafaa ke baab aaye
kar rahaa thaa Gam-e-jahaan kaa hisaab
aaj tum yaad behisaab aaye
na gaii tere Gam kii saradaarii
dil men yuun roz inqalaab aaye
jal uThe bazm-e-Gair ke dar-o-baam
jab bhii ham Khaanamaan_Kharaab aaye
is tarah apanii Khamashii guu.Njii
goyaa har simt se jawaab aaye
‘Faiz’ thii raah sar basar ma.nzil
ham jahaan pahunche kaamayaab aaye
A library is a somewhat easy place to annoy the people sitting around you, here is a list of things u can do
Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.
While pointing to a very simple word, like ‘the’, ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you
Put down you book, and look over and start reading the other persons book, and, either 1) say “Ooo. Nice book.” or 2) when he/she looks at you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it.
Read your book. Upside down
Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way
Flip the page every two or so seconds.
Announce the page number each time you turn a page.
Spell every single word as you read it
Sneeze a lot.
Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table, and sit back down
Stand up, and continue reading
Make a strange sound every few minutes, then act like you didnt
Q. Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy.
Q. What’s the definition of a lawyer?
A. A mouth with a life support system
Q. How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
A. Other lawyers look interested.
Q. What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist
Q. If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
A. Who cares?
Q. What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A. You always hear about them, but you never see them.
If you’re going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions…
Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”
If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril
On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative
Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals
Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you
Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out
interesting things
Play Frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room
bahaar aa_ii to jaise ek baar
lauT aaye hai.n phir adam se
vo Khvaab saare, shabaab saare
jo tere ho.nTho.n pe mar miTe the
jo miT ke har baar phir jiiye the
nikhar gaye hai.n gulaab saare
jo terii yaado.n se mushk_buu hai.n
jo tere ushshaaq kaa lahuu hai.n
ubal pa.De hai.n azaab saare
malaal-e-ahavaal-e-dostaa.N bhii
Khumaar-e-aaGosh-e-mahavashaa.N bhii
Gubaar-e-Khaatir ke baab saare
tere hamaare
savaal saare, javaab saare
bahaar aa_ii to khul gaye hai.n
naye sire se hisaab saare
[i][mushk_buu = musk like fragrance]
[ushshaaq = lovers; azaab = difficulties/pain]
[malaal-e-ahavaal-e-dostaa.N = sorrow at
friends' condition]
[Khumaar-e-aaGosh-e-mahvashaa.N = intoxication
of being in one's beloved's embrace][/i]
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