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D biggest magician

Comments Off 19 May 2012

Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about their achievements.

The first one said,” During my latest show, I made three women from the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick”

The second one said, ” Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it”

The third one sighed and said,” Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one had a clue”.

Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door.

A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, “Hey what happened ? Who is that guy ? ”

One of the magicians whispered, ” He is the World’s greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company’s balance sheet in front of everyone’s eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it ”

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Relieve tension

Comments Off 18 May 2012

Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!
Duniya gol hai….

Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita…
Doosra macchar bola: Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf plot kharida hai…

Boy to girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree, I can see engineering college girls.
Girl: Leave both the hands from the tree top and you can see medical college girls.

Judge : Is Gunde ke dono kan kaat do.
Gunda : Nahin main andha ho jaunga.
Judge : Kaan katne se andha kaise honge?
Gunda : Chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga?

Teacher: You idiot! At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about you?
Student: Sir, at your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!

Ek sharabi mar hi raha ta tab Bhagwan pratyaksh hoke usse poocha: “Koi antim ichcha?’
Sharabi: Aagle janam me ek liver extra laga dena!

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More Funny Answersheets

Comments Off 17 May 2012




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Shayari Mehfil

}~} Why I Love You? {~{

Comments Off 15 May 2012

I don?t know how you do it,
But you do it every day
You make me love you more and more,
With every passing day.
It?s not the way you hold me,
Or listen when I talk.
It?s not the way you look at me,
Or hold my hand when we walk.
It?s not the way you make love to me,
Or kiss me the way you do.
It?s everything you do for me
I love you ?cause you’re you.

Shayari Mehfil

}~} A Perfect Love {~{

Comments Off 14 May 2012

Such a perfect love I have found in your arms.
The comfort of your presence keeps me feeling safe & warm.
Soft caresses on my face just to let me know you care.
Reassurance that my struggles aren’t too much for me to bear.
In my weakness you’re my strength, in the dark my guiding light.
Alone I climb, but get nowhere; with you, I reach new heights.
The joy of all my being is the beauty of your face.
You are my God-sent angel, you are my saving grace.
One look into your precious eyes tells me how you feel.
Can love like this truly exist? It all just seems surreal.
Yet real it is and blessed I am God did this love impart.
For you are my life, you are my soul. My love, you are my heart!!!

Shayari Mehfil

Kal_katte kaa jo zikr kiyaa tuune ham_nashii.n- Mirza Ghalib

Comments Off 13 May 2012

kal_katte kaa jo zikr kiyaa tuune ham_nashii.n
ik tiir mere siine me.n maaraa ke haaye haaye

[zikr = mention]

vo sabzaa zaar haaye mutarraa ke hai Gazab
vo naazanii.n butaan-e-Khud_aaraa ke haaye haaye

[sabzaa zaar = a place abounding in greenery]
[butaan-e-Khud_aaraa = self decorated beloved]

sabr_aazmaa vo un kii nigaahe.n ke haf nazar
taaqat_ruubaa vo un kaa ishaaraa ke haaye haaye

[sabr_aazmaa = that which tests one's patience/endurance]
[haf nazar = benevolent eye]
[taaqat_rubaa = that which saps/drains the strength]

vo mevaa haaye taazaa-e-shiirii.n ke vaah vaah
vo baadaa haaye naab-e-gavaaraa ke haaye haaye

[mevaa = fruit; taazaa-e-shiirii.n = fresh and sweet]
[baadaa = wine; naab = unadulterated; gavaaraa = tasteful]

Humour & Jokes

Say These Lines

Comments Off 12 May 2012

Can U Say These Lines ( Not That Easy)……Try & See How Many Times U Can Say Any Of These……….

1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
“When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor’s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does

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