Funny Shayari III

Shayari Mehfil

Funny Shayari III

No Comments 24 July 2010

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Haathi ne kaha haathni k qabar per
Sadqe jaon teri patli qamar per
Main chahata hoon tum ko is qadar
Koi aur mil jaye to dekhoon na murh ker

Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga
arz kia hai.
Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga
Main to maulvi Abdul Aziz hun,
“Burkhey” main nikal jaunga

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
Maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai…

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya..

Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,
Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,
Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..
Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.

Aashiq II

Shayari Mehfil

Aashiq II

No Comments 22 July 2010

woh chan hai magar aapse pyaara to nahin!
parwanay ka shama kay bina guzara to nahin!
meray dil ne suni hay ik methi se awaz!
kahin aapnay hamin pukara to nahin!
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Humour & Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

No Comments 21 July 2010

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?

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DARD Bhare Naghme

Shayari Mehfil

DARD Bhare Naghme

No Comments 19 July 2010

Reth Pe Naam Likhte Nahi
Kyoun Ki Reth Pe Naam Tikte Nahi
Hum Bhale Hi Ap Patthar Dil Samhjo
Patthar Pe Likhe Naam Kabhi Mitt te Nahi
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Sardarji II

Shayari Mehfil

Sardarji II

No Comments 18 July 2010

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing
is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

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Sardarji

Humour & Jokes

Sardarji

No Comments 17 July 2010

Sardar was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -
I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY!
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One Sardar professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
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Postman: – I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: – Why did u come so far ? Instead u could have posted it….
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What does a Sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide, you’ve 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

How to lose a Love and how not to !

Anecdotes

How to lose a Love and how not to !

No Comments 17 July 2010

There was once a lonely girl who longed desperately for love. One day while she was walking in the woods she found two starving song birds.
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