News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”.

The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.

Love is not a matter of counting the years…But making the years count.

My heart to you is given: Oh, do give yours to me; Well lock them up together, And throw away the key.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities

A goal, a love and a dream give you total control over your body and your life

For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love looks through a telescope; envy through a microscope

Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never… never forget it.

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a womans heart.

True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart.