zakhm itne gehre hai, izhaar kya kare,
hum khud nishana ban gaye, war kya kare,
mar gaye hum magar khuli rahi aankhen,
ab isse jyada unka intezaar kya kare………
Zakhm-2
I
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
Good news and bad news
Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?
Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers
Loud scream
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn’t all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the four o’clock ball game.
zakhm
zakhm jab mere sine ke bhar jayenge,
aansu bhi moti bankar bhikar jayenge,
ye mat puchna kis kis ne dhoka diya,
varna kuch apno ke bhi naam aa jayenge.
Sticky: muqadar && majburi
Muqadar
hone the jitne khel muqadar k ho gaye,
hum tuti nav leke samunder ke ho gaye,
khusbu mere hath ko chukar chali gayi,
hum fhul sabko batke pattar ke ho gaye.
Majburi
majburi kya hai unhone batayi to hoti,
judai ki vajah unhone sunayi to hoti,
apni jaan bhi tohfe me de dete unhe,
ek bar meri maut ki khwaish jatayi to hoti.
I love you forever
My Love,
because red roses are the ultimate
symbol of love,
I’m sending you these virtual red roses,
to let you know
how much I love you.
I love you with heart and soul;
I love you with fire
with spirit;
I love you with a
hope that we’ll share a
wonderful future together.
I love you in my fondest dreams;
and with all the passion
of my hottest desires.
I love you completely,
and deeply.
I love you forever.
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