A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

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Letter 1

Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend,
Bobby
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Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Haathi ne kaha haathni k qabar per
Sadqe jaon teri patli qamar per
Main chahata hoon tum ko is qadar
Koi aur mil jaye to dekhoon na murh ker

Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga
arz kia hai.
Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga
Main to maulvi Abdul Aziz hun,
“Burkhey” main nikal jaunga

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
Maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai…

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya..

Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,
Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,
Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..
Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.