Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were travelling by a private plane.Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, “This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane. Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here.”
Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane.Sonia Gandhi said, “Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live !” She also grabbed a parachute and jumped Laloo Yadav said, “I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India ….and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live !”
Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane. The old saint said to the school boy, “There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us. I am an old man and don’t need to live any more. You take the last parachute and jump.” The school boy said, “Don’t worry ! There are still two parachutes left with us ! The most intelligent person,Laloo Yadav, jumped off the plane with my school bag !”
Bihar Driving License…
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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Shrivas (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
2. First name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable
5. Chappal Size! : ____ Lepht ____ Right
6.Occupason:
(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed
(Check karet box)
7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
8. Number that are yours: ___
9. Mather name: _______________________
10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leave blank)
11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other
-__________ Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)
13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy
thumb impression also. Please
provide your own thumb impression.)
PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your
thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb ! on lepht
hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS
I have a beautiful rose
You have only to come and see
It will never fade,
As long as you have me.
The smell reminds me
Of the love we share
Our love is. Oh! so true
I will live in eternity with you.
You are my rose,
I see within my heart
We are locked together
We can never part.
As long as my eyes are wet with tears
We will go on a hundred years,
Kiss my cheeks, my hands, my face
Keep me in your embrace.
You are never far from me
If you look at yourself, you can see,
As long as I can feel you close
You are my rose, the one I love the most.
I love you!
Kuch din pehle mohabbat ko mohabbat samjha humne,
Mohabbat hui mohabbat ko apna samjha humne,
Mohabbat mein is qadar madhosh ho Gaye,
uski bewafai ko wafa samjha humne.
Zakhm is qadar mohabbat ne diye,
In zakhmo ko phool samjha humne,
Mohabbat ki cheekh-o pukaar is qadar thi,
Aas paas ke logo ke rone ko hasna samjha humne,
Mohabbat ki shiddat mein aankhein is kadar chaundiya Gayi,
Har chamakti hui chiz ko sona samjha humne,
Dewaana is kadar mohabbat ne banaya humko,
Apno ko begaana aur unko apna samjha humne,
Mohabbat ki yaadein dil par kuch yu naksh kar Gayi,
Bhulane ki khoshish mein Khud ko hi bhula diya humne…!!!
JUDAI
Usko chaha bhi to iqraar karna na aaya,
Kat gayi umr, hamein pyar karna na aaya,
Usney maanga bhi agar kuch to maangi judaai,
Aur ek hum thay ke inkaar karna na aaya………
NAA AAYE WO….
Pher lete hain nazar, dil se bhula dete hain
Kya yun hi log wafaon ka sila dete hain
Wada kiya tha phir bhi na aaye mazaar par
Humne to jaan di thi isi aitbaar par
Kyon bhula diya humein, kyon dil se gira diya
Hum to yun hi mare huye the, aap ke inkaar par
How would some common english sayings translate in hindi??
How do you do?
* Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch!
* Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out!
* Chalo bahar latakte hain !
Have a nice day!
* Achcha din lo!
What’s up?
* Uppar kya hai?
You’re kidding!
* Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don’t kid me!
* Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What’s up?
* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
She’s so fine!
* Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick’s mine, okay!?
* Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
Cool man!
* Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man!
* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Hey good looking; what’s cooking?
* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts?
* Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.
* Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party.
* Party mein patthar pheko.
Don’t mess with me, dude.
* Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
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