A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)
A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
B: Still no idea.
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Funny Q&As
Dard: III
Sukhe hue phool jab kitabonme mil jayenge,
bhoolse phir hum tumhe yaad aayenge,
ehsas hoga hamari chahatka tumhe,
jab dur bahut hum tumse chale jayenge…
How I made Money
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. ”
Sharabi Shayaris I
Devdas” ko “paaro” ne nakam kar diya
Sharabi” ko “sharab” ne badnam kar diya
Mahobbat” ho ya “sharab”, dono ka asar dekh lo
Devdas” aur “sharabi” ka, eksa “anjaam” kar diya…………………
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Funny Shayari IV
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
abe aage bhi to bol……………
neuclear power ka zamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko
Dardai dil ki Shayari
Dilko aadatsi ho gayi hai chot khaneki,
Bhigi palkon sang muskuraneki,
Kash anjam hum pehle se jaan jaate,
To koshish bhi nahi karte dil laganeki…
What if you are about to die?
Detective Mick Mace was called to the scene of a beach murder. Two uniformed officers were already there, piecing together the chain of events that lead to the victim’s death.
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