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D biggest magician

Comments Off 19 May 2012

Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about their achievements.

The first one said,” During my latest show, I made three women from the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick”

The second one said, ” Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it”

The third one sighed and said,” Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one had a clue”.

Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door.

A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, “Hey what happened ? Who is that guy ? ”

One of the magicians whispered, ” He is the World’s greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company’s balance sheet in front of everyone’s eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it ”

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Relieve tension

Comments Off 18 May 2012

Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!
Duniya gol hai….

Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita…
Doosra macchar bola: Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf plot kharida hai…

Boy to girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree, I can see engineering college girls.
Girl: Leave both the hands from the tree top and you can see medical college girls.

Judge : Is Gunde ke dono kan kaat do.
Gunda : Nahin main andha ho jaunga.
Judge : Kaan katne se andha kaise honge?
Gunda : Chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga?

Teacher: You idiot! At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about you?
Student: Sir, at your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!

Ek sharabi mar hi raha ta tab Bhagwan pratyaksh hoke usse poocha: “Koi antim ichcha?’
Sharabi: Aagle janam me ek liver extra laga dena!

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Comments Off 17 May 2012




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Say These Lines

Comments Off 12 May 2012

Can U Say These Lines ( Not That Easy)……Try & See How Many Times U Can Say Any Of These……….

1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
“When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor’s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does

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Comments Off 11 May 2012

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Fun time…the ulimate ones

Comments Off 10 May 2012

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called
“Saints”
But now they are called.. ” IT professionals ”

2 ) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:
“If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”

3. ) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that,
One loves too much, And
the other loves too many,

4. ) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS:Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

5. ) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as
GOD ,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6. ) What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams…!

7. ) Useful
Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

8.) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper:Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved.!”
Girl:That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!

9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an… opening for you…! ”
Applicant:What is it?
Interviewer:Its called the “door..!”

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee…. . Leave them to us

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Talking dog

Comments Off 05 May 2012

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, “You can’t bring that dog in here.” “You don’t understand,” says the man. “This is no regular dog, he can talk.”
“Listen, pal,” says the bartender. “If that dog can talk, I’ll give you a hundred bucks. “The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, “What’s on top of a house?”
“Roof!” “Right. And what’s on the outside of a tree?” “Bark!” “And who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?” “Ruth!” “I guess you’ve heard enough,” says the man. “I’ll take the hundred in twenties.” The bartender is furious. “Listen, pal,” he says, “get out of here before I belt you.” As soon as they’re on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, “Do you think I should have said ‘DiMaggio’?”

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