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		<title>Library fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:26:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A library is a somewhat easy place to annoy the people sitting around you, here is a list of things u can do
Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.
While pointing to a very simple word, like &#8216;the&#8217;, ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you
Put down you book, and look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Q and A</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. Why won&#8217;t sharks attack lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy.
Q. What&#8217;s the definition of a lawyer?
A. A mouth with a life support system
Q. How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
A. Other lawyers look interested.
Q. What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. What&#8217;s the difference between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Final exam fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions&#8230;
Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, &#8220;I don&#8217;t understand ANY of this. I&#8217;ve been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny sms</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 11:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo&#8230; 1 was caught watching tv&#8230; another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
The longest sentence known to man: &#8220;I do.&#8221;
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Crime [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Take off</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. &#8220;If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?&#8221;
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time Difference</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 11:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them &#8220;Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas&#8230;&#8221;.
The man at the other end replies &#8220;One second sir&#8230;&#8221; and Laloo immediately replies &#8220;thank you&#8221; and puts the phone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 12:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an &#8220;I&#8221;.
Student: I is the&#8230;
Teacher: Stop! Never put &#8216;is&#8217; after an &#8220;I&#8221;. Always put &#8216;am&#8217; after an &#8220;I&#8221;.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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		<title>Good news and bad news</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patient: I&#8217;m in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You&#8217;ve had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I&#8217;ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Loud scream</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn&#8217;t all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don&#8217;t want to miss the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Computer joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 10:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define &#8220;great&#8221; he said, &#8220;I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl [...]]]></description>
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