A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
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Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he’ll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
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Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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The most interesting thing about this sms
is that by the time you realize that
nothing is written in it….
it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
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A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
“I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the drunk, “Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Champagne.”
Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths.
The first mouse says “Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar”.
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over.
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