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		<title>Laloo Special I</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/laloo-special-i.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laloo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward. A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening. A guy from the front replied, &#8220;Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road. 

He is refusing to move from there!
But why?
He has lost the elections and will now surely be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mind Reading</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/mind-reading.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/mind-reading.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drain Your Brain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mind]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/?p=577</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two old friends, Fred and Ted, had managed to work a party piece that no one could figure out. Fred would go out of the room, and Ted would invite the guests to select an item.

They were then asked to continue to think of it so that Fred could read their minds. Fred would be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marketing Explained</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/marketing-explained.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/marketing-explained.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anecdotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marketing]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/?p=559</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Professor at one of the IIMs was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich.
“Marry me!” &#8211; That’s Direct Marketing”
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meet the partents</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/meet-the-partents.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/meet-the-partents.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[condom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parents]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/?p=430</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shadi (Marriage)</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/shadi-marriage.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/shadi-marriage.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shayari Mehfil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/?p=428</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is something for the Newly Wedded couples

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,
subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,
muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Letter to the God</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/letter-to-the-god.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/letter-to-the-god.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/?p=423</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn’t true. He had not been a very good boy this year, So he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Shayaris III</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/funny-shayaris-iii.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/funny-shayaris-iii.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 05:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shayari Mehfil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/?p=421</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wah re Deewane ,
Tujhe soojhi Hai Door Ki,
Soorat hai LANGOOR ki,
Aur Khwahish hai ANGOOR ki.

Likho to kuch aisa likho ki
kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye…..
Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki
Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye..
mohabbat ek janam ka mel hai
pyar ek khel hai tum bhi meri tarah aashiq
bano kyon ki [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Shayari III</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/funny-shayari-iii.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/funny-shayari-iii.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 15:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shayari Mehfil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/?p=396</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!
Haathi ne kaha haathni k qabar per
Sadqe jaon teri patli qamar per
Main chahata hoon tum ko is qadar
Koi aur mil jaye to dekhoon na murh ker
Kon kehta hai maut [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aashiq II</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/aashiq-ii.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/aashiq-ii.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 05:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shayari Mehfil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aashiq]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/?p=419</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[woh chan hai magar aapse pyaara to nahin!
parwanay ka shama kay bina guzara to nahin!
meray dil ne suni hay ik methi se awaz!
kahin aapnay hamin pukara to nahin!

Din jo guzar gaye hai yunhi
Raat bhi dhal gayi hai yunhi
Koshish tho bahut ki dil ne
Zuban pe baat rah gaye yun
zindagi aapke bina viraan si lagti hai
aap ho [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/lawyer-jokes.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/lawyer-jokes.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 05:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lawyer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/?p=417</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?

I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.
Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t [...]]]></description>
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