Husband ne apni wife ko khat,likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye,”100 kiss” bhej raha hu,Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile,Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye,9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai,Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi,bhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega…………………………………….. …

“Pahla Gadha” yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu,
wo mujhe bahut marta hai,
“Doosra Gadha” tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.
“Pahla Gadha” kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.
wo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai,
ki teri shadi kisee gadhe se kar dunga,
bas ye soch kar ruka hua hu……

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The stewardess responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?” The boy admitted that this was the case. “Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you.