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		<title>You’ve Got Mail !</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/12/you%e2%80%99ve-got-mail.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 12:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blonde]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. 

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Newtons Law for Software Engineers</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/10/newtons-law-for-software-engineers.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 13:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[law]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Law 1:
Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding
mails unless he is assigned work by manager.

Law 2:
The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the
payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as and
when deadline force is applied.
Law 3:
For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Computer Shayari</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/08/computer-shayari.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 06:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shayari Mehfil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/?p=459</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[….Kal jab mile thhe….
..to dil mein hua ek sound.
…Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
* !your file not found

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
..woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
..ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga
Shayad mere pyar ko
..ste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
..ke paste karna bhool gaye
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
…kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/08/customer-care-in-2020.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/08/customer-care-in-2020.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pizza]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your…
Customer: “Heloo, can I order..”
Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”

Customer: “It’s eh…, hold……….on……889861356102049998-45-54610?
Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu.
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sholay and BodyShopping</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/sholay-and-bodyshopping.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/07/sholay-and-bodyshopping.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 06:14:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sholay]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/?p=437</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After giving up ‘goondagiri’, Veeru has now joined an Indian body shopper and has become a Computer Consultant. Jay goes to Mausi for ‘Basanti kaa haath mangane’……….

MAUSI: Bura nahin maanna beta, itna to poochna hi padtha hai ki ladke ka khandaan kya hai, uske lakshan kaise hain, kamaata kitna hai, US me masters kiya he…
AMITABH: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tech Support</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/06/tech-support.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 12:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn’t get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. 

Her response, “I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens.” The “foot pedal” turned out to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Few Definitions [ A software Company ]</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/06/few-definitions-a-software-company.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/06/few-definitions-a-software-company.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 12:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.
2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client is the one who doesn’t know why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What ‘ll be your role in heaven?</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/06/what-%e2%80%98ll-be-your-role-in-heaven.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/06/what-%e2%80%98ll-be-your-role-in-heaven.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 12:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you are related to computer stuff, then check out some cool roles in heaven:

Brahma :Systems Installation
Vishnu :Systems Administration &#038; Support
Lakshmi :Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati :Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva DBA  Crash Specialist)
Ganesh : Quality Assuarance &#038; Documentation
Narada  ata transfer
Yama : Reorganization &#038; Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta : IDP &#038; Personal Records
Apsaras  ownloadable Viruses
Devas :Mainframe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wedding Query… (SQL Style)</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/05/wedding-query%e2%80%a6-sql-style.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/05/wedding-query%e2%80%a6-sql-style.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 04:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour & Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SQL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

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CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM   india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = &#8216;Millionaire&#8217;   AND   Count(Car) > 20   AND HouseStatus =&#8217;ThreeStoreyed&#8217;
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having  Brothers= Null   AND Sisters =Null 
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET [...]]]></description>
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