An exhausted looking guy dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”
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An exhausted looking guy dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”
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1) A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”
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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
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A 90 year old man went to his doctor for his 3 monthly check up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
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A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.
He asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?”
Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply.
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