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Sleeping Pills

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Sleeping Pills

No Comments 06 December 2010

An exhausted looking guy dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”
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Doctor !

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Doctor !

No Comments 27 November 2010

1) A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”
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A Woman and God

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A Woman and God

No Comments 20 November 2010

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
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90 year old & still goin’

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90 year old & still goin’

No Comments 26 September 2010

A 90 year old man went to his doctor for his 3 monthly check up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
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Last Minute

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Last Minute

No Comments 25 August 2010

A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.
He asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?”

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Doctor Jokes

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Doctor Jokes

2 Comments 09 August 2010

Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

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Going crazy with confusion

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Going crazy with confusion

No Comments 30 May 2010

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply.

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