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		<title>Sleeping Pills</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 11:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An exhausted looking guy dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”

“I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new sleeping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor !</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/11/doctor.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 11:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”

2) “Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.”
“Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?”
“Yea, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Woman and God</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/11/a-woman-and-god.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 11:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God She asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.” Upon recovery,
the woman decided to stay in the hospital [...]]]></description>
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		<title>90 year old &amp; still goin’</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/09/90-year-old-still-goin%e2%80%99.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2010 12:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 90 year old man went to his doctor for his 3 monthly check up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling.

The 90 yold said…”Things are fine, great, i have never felt better. I now have a 20yold bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?”
The doctor said, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last Minute</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/08/last-minute.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 09:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.
He asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?” 

The physician replied that he doubted that the man would survive the night.
The man then said, “Call for my lawyer.” When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/08/doctor-jokes.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 06:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Going crazy with confusion</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/05/going-crazy-with-confusion.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 04:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply.

“Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Labour Pains</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/04/labour-pains.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Farting All The Time</title>
		<link>http://www.cafedebakwaas.com/2010/04/farting-all-the-time.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?”
Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,”
The Doctor nods, “Hmm.”

Patient, “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. You [...]]]></description>
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