1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.

2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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If we both exchange a rupee,
we both have 1 rupee each,
but if we exchange one good thought,
we both hav two good thoughts. Have a nice day!

Never hold urself solely responsible for any misfortune in life
because no single raindrop is ever alone responsible for any flood. Gud Day!

Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don’t matter,
and those who matter don’t mind. Gud Day!

Challenges are like trees seen through a running train.
As U approach them they grow bigger,
once U pass them they become smaller!
So never be afraid of them. Gud Day!

Death is not the greatest loss in life,
the greatest loss is when the goodness dies
inside us while we are alive! Gud Day!

Tackle life with all your skill
To overcome each and every hill,
if you persist with all your will,
you’ll enjoy ur life and all its thrill
… so just chill!