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Wedding Query… (SQL Style)

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Wedding Query… (SQL Style)

No Comments 28 May 2010

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (‘BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:
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DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;

Top 10 things not to say on your Anniversary

Humour & Jokes, Love & Romance

Top 10 things not to say on your Anniversary

No Comments 26 May 2010

Here are Top 10 things that you should NEVER say on your Anniversary. Believe me, if you say it, it might be your last Anniversary !

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Anecdotes, Love & Romance

A Wedding Passing Through the Death

No Comments 29 April 2010

Captured moments from the major quake in Si Chuan

It was a day to remember…
Their Wedding shoot.At the famous 100-year-old Church of the Annunciation in Pengzhou, China.Morning May 12, photographer Wang went about preparing to shoot
wedding pictures for a young couple, this was the test shot before the shoot…

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Pengzhou is located in the Sichuan province. It was morning May 12, 2008.And then it happened…. the earth quake! 7.8 on the Richter scale.

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Bricks fall from the building during the earthquake, which turned Wang from a wedding photographer into a journalist.
‘Thank God we were only shooting from outside the church!’ remarked a helper.

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The stunned couple huddles together at the church ground during initial tremors.’I shouted to people, ‘Run! Run!” said photographer Wang Qiang.
‘The ground shook and we couldn’t see anything in the dust.’
As the dust began to clear, the true extent of damage was only beginning to appear…

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A cracked facade was all that remained of the 100-year-old Church of the Annunciation after the quake. Most of the church ‘collapsed in 10 seconds,’ said Wang,
who lives in Chengdu, capital of hard-hit Sichuan province.

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Soon after the quake, the people at the seminary set out for a nearby village, but residents warned them the route was blocked. ‘We could still hear landslides,’
Wang wrote in an online account of the disaster. So they stayed overnight in a
tent and made it to the village the next day, thanks to help from a truck driver.

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A scarf from a wedding dress lies forgotten in front of the seminary.
Wang said he thought the catastrophe would strengthen the bonds of
the couples who were there that day: ‘Having gone through a life-and-death test,
they surely will clasp hands and grow old together.’

No one was harmed at the above location.

They will surely have a Wild Story to tell their Children!

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First Love

Humour & Jokes

First Love

No Comments 10 April 2010

The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”

“OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

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