Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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Husband & Wife
Diary Of A Young Wife
Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It’s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, ‘beat 12 eggs separately.’ Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.
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The guide to wife translations
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
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Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
Guts & Balls
We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced TEN husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
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